Women Assemble: The Easy Question

Women. Complicated, crazy, irrational, superficial, caring only about money, manipulative, certainly no better than men, we are even better at cooking aren’t we? They are going to be the end of us right? NOOONE GETS THEEEM, WE ARE DOOOOMED. I’m sure you don’t REEEEALLY believe that, (I hope so at least) and if I told you all women were dead, you would probably slit your throat instantly. So put your “big boy boots on”, put aside your preconceived, society forced, close minded-ideas, and join me on this journey to discover why you should empower, appreciate and most of all support every woman in your life, FOREVER. Oh, and if you are a woman, you are not off the hook in this!

Let’s start with the easy one first to get it over with. The oldest argument probably in history: WHAT THE FUCK DO WOMEN WANT. It’s simple; you are asking the wrong question. Insane right? All these years have been a lie! The question you are really asking is “how can I satisfy a woman mentally?” Well, remember a time a few years back when women had no rights? No it was NOT a million years ago, it was when your dad and mom were kids (and sadly it goes on today as well, another reason for you to fight for them). We were masters of these mythical creatures, controlling their body and mind. When all of that changed, all hell broke loose, am I right? No. I’m wrong. Now we have a chance to ACTUALLY get to know the other half of the population and species. DUDE BACK TO THE QUESTION. ANSWER THE QUESTION. It’s simple; treat them like intelligent human beings. You are probably thinking, he is tripping, whatever you are smoking dude, get off it, it’s bad for you! Remember those “big boy boots”? still haven’t put them on huh?

When was the last time you had an actual conversation with a woman about her ideas about life, society, space, history, human rights?  When was the last time you told a woman, that was NOT your girlfriend, mom or sister (I’m sure 99% of you not even with those but ill cut u some slug) that you know what? You really have it together, you are doing well in your life, you are smart, I BELIEVE IN YOU! Not I love you, appreciate, they want nothing but to be appreciated, not saying it, is as bad as not believe it. Go out there and experiment with it. Next time you have a conversation with a woman, spill out a little bit of appreciation, and watch how it goes.

The sad part is you don’t even have to try and understand what is going on, just go ahead and ask them. What do you believe about *enter subject matter here*? Not “What do you want?”, “Tell me what you want”, That’s not a VALUABLE question, that’s a generalization of all women are the same, and you are putting them in a position of justifying all women, whereas you should be interested in the woman you have in front of you, their ideas and perspective on life and then and only then you learn how she thinks, and what she really wants from life, herself, and you.

I’ll let you take a break, go try this out, after all I might be wrong, put it to the test, see for yourself and I leave you with this:

“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.” ― Brigham Young

Part 2:Women Assemble:Saving the World